Martin: Bart, podemos comprar un helado?
Bart: si
Nelson: Bart, podemos pesar el auto en esa báscula para camiones?
Bart: si
Milhouse: Bart, podemos levantar a ese hippie?
Bart: no veo por que no
Hippie: Bart, podemos comprar helado?
Bart: si

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Profesor: buenos días, bienvenidos a Física Nuclear I. Veo muchas caras nuevas, pero como dice el dicho: ‘abajo lo viejo, arriba el nícleo’
(se ríen todos menos Homero’
Profesor: bueno, vamos a comenzar…(se le caen sus notas)
Homero: ajajajajaja ajajajajaja ay pero que idiota! ajajajajaja ajajajajaja ay tiro sus notas ajajajajaja ajajajajaja

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Dios: ¡Oigan! Esta no es Marge, es su hermana gorda, Selma..
Homero: ¡Es Patty, baboso!

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Moe: es una freidora industrial, puede freír un búfalo en 40 segundos.
Homero: ¿40 segundos? pero yo lo quiero ya!

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Bart: Rod, Tod, les habla Dios
Rod: ¿Cómo entraste a la radio?
Bart: ¡Cómo que cómo entré a la radio!, yo creé el universo niño tonto.
Tod: Perdona a mi hermano, te creemos.
Bart: Ésas son palabras, yo quiero una prueba de fe. Camina a través del muro, yo haré que puedas pasar (Tod se tira contra la pared y choca)..Después (xD)

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Bart: ¡Órale! Nunca habia visto a ese Tomy y Daly.
Gordo tienda de revistas: Porque eres un ignaro prepubescente, es el título Estrobodelia Tomy y Daly, censurado por sus temas sexuales y consumo de drogas, no para intelectos infantiles como el tuyo………agiten el éter……..
Bart: (yéndose) ¡De pelos! ¡Te doy 10 dólares por éste!
Gordo tienda de revistas: ¿Eres guionista? Porque me has hecho reir!!! Ese dibujo vale 750 dólares.
Bart: Es valioso, ¿no?
Gordo tienda de revistas: Mmmm poder deductivo excepcional. No deberías malgastarlo aquí con tantos crímenes sin resolver en este momento. Ve!! Ve!! Por el bien de la ciudad!!!!
Bart:……….payaso……….
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Homero: ¿Ya llegamos a la India?
Apu: No..
Homero: ¿Ya llegamos a la India?
Apu: No..
Homero: ¿Ya llegamos a la India?
Apu: No..
Homero: ¿Ya llegamos a la India?
Apu: No.. (Sobrevuelan una montaña) A ver.. ya esta.

A Cinderella Story

Cenicienta, tan sufriente, encontro en su copa de vino y en las muchas que le siguieron, la solucion a sus problemas; sus hermanastras al notarla alegre y ferviente, envidiosas y celosas, decidieron fluir junto al vino tambien. Sus cuerpos, entonces, se desataron libres de toda opresion textil, se vincularon sagradamente en un trio lésbico prohibidisimo del medioevo.

CELLAR

It was a cold night of December
When Johan knelt down to remember
Every memory he could think of
Unpleasant were them, and lasted no little
He tried hard not to let tears fall
But stronger than him were, like a heavy blizzard
Thin streams of salty water or eye juice
Led the path to a non-escape endless rute

As he thought of Mary, the one he loved
Things got throwed away and broken by him with loath
No one was surround him in a biological way
But yet hanged-not with ropes- and for years they stayed

No one should get up from bed at this time
Not because it's late, because in risk it's their life
Shocked by noise and surprised by the fellow
All the family was gathered, and pushed to stay low
Everybody was sent to where they may glow
When shots will fly and sounding melow
Nobody except Johan could see inside the cellar
And nobody knew who was dying, was being the star
Blood was slathered by such a huge grudge
While they all deserved it, they ain't supposed to judge

He had been suffering for many others
And nothing he got back, not even his lover
Things were confusing, and all his thoughts shuffled
Now he finished what was important, nothing else mattered
Since all his plans worked wonderfuly
He did have no choice, he did what was A duty
He took his gun and with one bullet left
He shot at his photograph, in which he saw himself

Mandy Goes to Med School

I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger
pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv
giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures where his magic johnson ought to be

yes i'll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing
let's start in with a test of your intelligence
and zest for the counter-productive
up and down and roundabout and out the back
and keep your mouth shut tight
the lights are staying out but no sweat I've got aim like a mack truck
guess how many fingers ok guess how many more i can fit there
guess right get the toaster but you know, miss, guessing gets you nowhere

i've been baking cakes for the enemy
i've been dying to find out the hard way
ive been taking friends to the alleyway
two down now but who's counting anyway?

yes I can do everything you need from out of my new SUV
all my work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery
put away those pliers honey trust me cause I know the options
how about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin

i've been getting up close and intimate
some close calls but I'm getting into it
in some states they say you can burn for it
but ill burn that bridge when i get to it

it's not a bad thing
to get professional
it's got a nice ring
mandy goes to med school

i've been taking tips from the government
i've been getting damn good at hiding it
fifty bucks a month ought to cover it
two down now but who's gonna notice it?
and if you show up and I am unavailable
my partner brian would love to take care of you
he is a nice man
thoroughly reliable
he's in a rock band
and he goes to med school.....

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